He taught his dog to roll over . . . an IRA (As if the Jews have not suffered enough)

“Mitt Romney's birthday is not a big deal here. But in the Cayman Islands, it's a national holiday.” –Jay Leno

“Happy birthday to Mitt Romney, he’s 65 years old. At his party, he didn't blow out the candles. He gave a speech and the candles just flickered and died.” –Jay Leno

“Mitt Romney is so rich, he taught his dog to roll over . . . an IRA.” –Jay Leno

“No, this is true; I guess Mitt Romney’s staff played a practical joke on him yesterday. They sent him out to give a speech in a room that was completely empty. He got there and the room was completely empty. Oddly enough, the audience reaction was the same as if the room had been completely full.” –Jay Leno

"Sarah Palin visited Israel. As if the Jews have not suffered enough." –Jay Leno

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and Orwell’s 1984.”