A Budget for a Better America: Finger Lickin’ Good. We Are Farmers. Bah Da Bah Bah Bah. I’m Lovin’ It (permission slips)

Anyone here use the internet? You might want to knock it off because Congress has now voted to allow internet providers to sell your web-browsing history. Now might be a good time to clear your browser history. Just hit that button, or . . . pull the lever? I don’t know, I’ve never used it. I’ve got nothing to hide. I burned my computer this morning. –Stephen Colbert

We know President Trump has been to the golf course six times, but for some reason, his aides would not confirm that Trump played golf each time he went to the golf course. Sure, he could be on the course for any reason. We know he loves making fun of people’s handicaps! –Stephen Colbert

Happy Budget Day! The president released his 2020 spending plan, which he’s calling “A Budget for a Better America: Promises Kept. Taxpayers First.” Okay, pick a slogan. Just One. That titles got a little junk in the trunk. But Trump overdoes everything. It’s always too much. Originally Trump wanted to call it: “A Budget for a Better America: Finger Lickin’ Good. We Are Farmers. Bah Da Bah Bah Bah. I’m Lovin’ It.” --Stephen Colbert

Exciting day for President Trump, because he went on a field trip to the Museum of African American History. He was so worried Steve Bannon wouldn’t sign his permission slip. –Stephen Colbert

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