which means quicker load times for all their QAnon conspiracy theories (so I guess Trump was right)

November 2021

“Recapping the highlights from the 900th book about Donald Trump’s presidency. In Betrayal, the former president told ABC News’s Jonathan Karl that he ‘wouldn’t dispute’ a report that he told Mike Pence ‘you can either go down in history as a patriot or you can go down in history as a pussy’ on the morning of the Capitol riot. I wonder if he tried to grab Mike Pence by the patriot? Mike Pence now claims he has no problems at all with his former boss, so I guess Trump was right.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The book also revealed a movement within Republican leadership to ban Trump from Biden’s inauguration; according to Karl, Trump got wind of the plan and tweeted his planned absence before it could be announced he was disinvited. In a statement released on Monday, Trump disputed the story and said ‘the decision was mine and mine alone’ and called Mitch McConnell ‘the old broken-down Crow’. He’s still got it.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Hours after lawmakers answered one of the thorniest questions facing our country: should we have roads? The answer was yes, as Joe Biden signed into law the $1.2 Trillion infrastructure bill to fund projects from public transportation, roads and bridges to ports, railways, power grids and broadband internet. That means thanks to Joe Biden, more Americans will have access to high-speed internet, which means quicker load times for all their QAnon conspiracy theories.” —Stephen Colbert

“The intense negotiations over the measure were remarkable, he added, because funding roads and bridges didn’t use to be such a big deal. The original 1956 measure which created the interstate highway system, for example, enjoyed strong bipartisan support. But now, not so much. Our politics are so partisan, so broken, that the GOP House members who voted in favor of infrastructure were targeted by their own party of their House committee assignments and even got death threats. Are we just death threat-ing everything these days? Pretty soon we’re going to need a new greeting card section: Death to a Special Nephew on His Birthday.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”