idiocracy23: March 2021

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

The Beatles - We Can Work it Out (Paul McCartney home demo)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Obama Official Turned Amazon Executive Lashes Out at Bernie Sanders on Twitter

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Phoebe Bridgers x Arlo Parks - Fake Plastic Trees (Radiohead)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Phoebe Bridgers - Motion Sickness

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

David Bowie - Love You Till Tuesday (1966 demo)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

David Bowie - The Jean Genie (live 1974 - David Live)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

David Bowie - When I Live My Dream (BBC - Top Gear - 1967)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

He ended the speech by instructing the guests to violently storm the buffet table (they just wave you right through)

March 2021

“Over the weekend, numerous cell phone videos captured the former president delivering a barely coherent speech at a wedding, in which he toasted himself and rambled about the border, China, Iran. You know what, I said the same thing at my brother’s wedding, it was word for word. The wedding band appeared visibly bored in the background as Trump asked ‘do you miss me yet?’ It is a wedding. How do you give a drunken wedding toast when you don’t even drink?Whenever someone plays the YMCA he magically appears like Beetlejuice. He ended the speech by instructing the guests to violently storm the buffet table.” —Jimmy Kimmel

Marjorie Taylor Greene called Joe Biden’s idea of vaccine passports ‘still fascism or communism, whatever you want to call it.’ Fascism and communism are literally opposite things. It’s why Germany and the Soviet Union fought world war two, but they both have ‘ism’ in them so you know that they’re bad things. There should be a test to get into Congress. You have to take a test to be able to drive; Congress, they just wave you right through.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump has a new website, launched this week at 45office.com. Is he launching a website or a new version of Microsoft Word? The new website includes photos of Trump meeting with dictators like North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. Trump basically set up a fan page for himself. The page has sections to book the former president for short video greetings and events (with a section to estimate crowd size). In less than three months, Donald Trump has gone from president of the United States to bookable birthday clown.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Reed - Where Can You Be

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Howlin' Wolf - I Walked From Dallas

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Chuck Berry - No Money Down

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Howlin' Wolf - I'll Be Around

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Ken Boothe 'In the Summertime'

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Dobby Dobson 'I'm A Loving Pauper''

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Althea & Donna 'Uptown Top Ranking' original UK hit version

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Paragons - "The Tide Is High"

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Lily Kershaw - Miss America

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Molly Tuttle - Helpless (Neil Young)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bomba Estéreo - El Alma y el Cuerpo (Live on KEXP)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Band Of Horses - No One's Gonna Love You (Live on KEXP)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

CSS - Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above (2005)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Sonic Youth - Bull In The Heather (2009)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jeff Beck Group - Going Down

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

BECK'S BOLERO (1967) by the Jeff Beck Group - with backwards guitar ending

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

MORNING DEW (1968) by the Jeff Beck Group (extensive slideshow video)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

LITTLE WING (1970) by Derek and the Dominos live

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL 20: San Jose Sharks vs Nashville Predators

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The The - Flesh and Bones

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - I'm Gonna Booglarize You, Baby (1972)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Kenny Rogers — But You Know I Love You

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NBA 2K: Indiana Pacers vs Denver Nuggets

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: AOC Calls Biden Critics "Bad Faith Actors" To Shield Establishment

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore with Justin Jackson: Buttigieg's Idea To Screw Workers for Driving To Work

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Ilhan Omar Gives Hilarious Word Salad When Challenged on Strategy w/Justin Jackson

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Canned Heat Going Up The Country 1970

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Zombies - She's Not There

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Cream - I feel free (1967)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Les Fantomes - Les Yeux Noirs (1963)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Spotnicks - The Spotnicks Theme (live Dutch TV 1964)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Les Mustangs - Drums (1963)

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Which explains why he's moving his family from the White House to White Castle (Pop Goes the Weasel)

June 2012

"Happy birthday to Donald Trump, who is 66 years old today. The first thing he did this morning – he demanded to see his own birth certificate." –David Letterman

"They had a great party for Donald Trump with a beautiful cake. It was 50 stories high with retail and parking. They even had a clown. It was Donald himself." –David Letterman

"There's talk that this October President Obama might announce his support for legalizing marijuana. Which explains why he's moving his family from the White House to White Castle." –Jimmy Fallon

"Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in the audience, you know, since nobody had to be at work." –Jimmy Fallon

"Happy birthday to Donald Trump, who turned 66 years old today. He didn't want a big party so he just invited a few close friends to comb over — I mean, come over." –Jimmy Fallon

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Top Ten Other Ways Mitt Romney Describes Doughnuts

June 2012

David Letterman's "Top Ten Other Ways Mitt Romney Describes Doughnuts"

10. Powdered Snack Cylinders
9. Dessert Bagels
8. Leavened Batter Globules
7. Sugary Pastry Tires
6. Perforated Strudel Orbs
5. Saturated Fat Wheels
4. Dunking Muffins
3. Glazed Giddy-Ups
2. Chris Christie Kremes
1. The Cadillac of Pastries

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It will be a formal, sit-down dinner for 200 in her shoe closet (I'm glad those dark days are over)

June 2012

"Betty White visited President Obama at the White House. The first time Betty was at the White House she was stayed in the Lincoln Bedroom – with Lincoln." –Conan O'Brien

"President Obama is going to a fundraiser at Sarah Jessica Parker's house. It will be a formal, sit-down dinner for 200 in her shoe closet." –Conan O'Brien

"Tonight was the premiere of a new version of the TV show 'Dallas' with Larry Hagman. The original "Dallas" series started in 1978. Back then, America was very different. We had an ineffective, one-term president. Gas prices were through the roof. We were in a stand-off with Iran. I'm glad those dark days are over." –Craig Ferguson

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It seemed like a feminist breakthrough until you realize she doesn't want to go (under construction)

June 2012

"Mitt Romney visited a restaurant in Iowa, and had trouble thinking of the word for donut. Newt Gingrich merely responded, 'That never would have happened if I were the nominee.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House softball team played the pro-marijuana lobbyists' team and lost 25-3. Still no word yet on which side President Obama played for." –Jay Leno

"TV icon Betty White visited President Obama in the Oval Office this week. The last time Betty visited the White House, it was still under construction." –Jay Leno

"Have you seen this video that's gone viral of Mitt Romney having trouble trying to recognize a chocolate donut? It's all over the web. At first he said, 'Is that Beluga caviar on a bagel? What is that?' That's why he needs Chris Christie as his vice president. If anyone can identify a donut, it's Chris Christie." –Jay Leno

"China is now preparing to send their first woman into outer space. Which at first seems like a feminist breakthrough until you realize she doesn't want to go." –Jay Leno

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

the president's still having a tough time house-training Joe Biden (because he's never been on a bus)

June 2012

"Somebody has been leaking classified information. John McCain is outraged. He wants to get to the bottom of who is leaking the classified information and also he wants to find out who keeps messing with his thermostat." –David Letterman

"Mitt Romney is going on a six-state bus tour. Mitt is very excited because he's never been on a bus." –David Letterman

"Betty White met with President Obama at the White House. President Obama invited Betty personally because she's great with animals. And the president's still having a tough time house-training Joe Biden." –Craig Ferguson

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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”