"Team Romney is misspelling words all over the map. They misspelled America, they misspelled the word official, they misspelled Reagan. I think we are going to find out that Mitt is actually dyslexic and his name is Tim." –Bill Maher
"Obama had a big fundraiser for the gay and lesbian elite here in Hollywood. He was introduced by Ellen and did a really dirty joke. Michelle Obama had gone Ellen's show and had a push-up contest with Ellen and won it. The president said, 'Ellen claims Michelle didn't go all the way down.' Hey, who's the potty mouth here, Mr. President? You can take my million, but don't f**k with my act." –Bill Maher
"That’s one nice thing I got to say about George W. Bush, he never visited Los Angeles. For eight years it was like being passed over by the Angel of Duh." --Bill Maher, regarding traffic in Los Angeles when Obama is in town
"The effort to recall Gov. Scott Walker in Wisconsin failed. This is the worst thing to happen to organized labor in America since the invention of Mexicans." –Bill Maher
"Gov. Rick Scott in Florida is purging the voter roles. It's so over the line that the county election supervisors are refusing to comply. And Gov. Scott said, 'Hey, we just want to remove people in Florida who are either felons, deceased, or here illegally.' Which in Florida leaves only 12 people." –Bill Maher
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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