Which explains why he's moving his family from the White House to White Castle (Pop Goes the Weasel)

June 2012

"Happy birthday to Donald Trump, who is 66 years old today. The first thing he did this morning – he demanded to see his own birth certificate." –David Letterman
 

"They had a great party for Donald Trump with a beautiful cake. It was 50 stories high with retail and parking. They even had a clown. It was Donald himself." –David Letterman

"There's talk that this October President Obama might announce his support for legalizing marijuana. Which explains why he's moving his family from the White House to White Castle." –Jimmy Fallon

"Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in the audience, you know, since nobody had to be at work." –Jimmy Fallon

"Happy birthday to Donald Trump, who turned 66 years old today. He didn't want a big party so he just invited a few close friends to comb over — I mean, come over." –Jimmy Fallon

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