He ended the speech by instructing the guests to violently storm the buffet table (they just wave you right through)

March 2021

“Over the weekend, numerous cell phone videos captured the former president delivering a barely coherent speech at a wedding, in which he toasted himself and rambled about the border, China, Iran. You know what, I said the same thing at my brother’s wedding, it was word for word. The wedding band appeared visibly bored in the background as Trump asked ‘do you miss me yet?’ It is a wedding. How do you give a drunken wedding toast when you don’t even drink?Whenever someone plays the YMCA he magically appears like Beetlejuice. He ended the speech by instructing the guests to violently storm the buffet table.” —Jimmy Kimmel

Marjorie Taylor Greene called Joe Biden’s idea of vaccine passports ‘still fascism or communism, whatever you want to call it.’ Fascism and communism are literally opposite things. It’s why Germany and the Soviet Union fought world war two, but they both have ‘ism’ in them so you know that they’re bad things. There should be a test to get into Congress. You have to take a test to be able to drive; Congress, they just wave you right through.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump has a new website, launched this week at 45office.com. Is he launching a website or a new version of Microsoft Word? The new website includes photos of Trump meeting with dictators like North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. Trump basically set up a fan page for himself. The page has sections to book the former president for short video greetings and events (with a section to estimate crowd size). In less than three months, Donald Trump has gone from president of the United States to bookable birthday clown.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”