And you know he’s attracted to something because his neck pouch will inflate (our militias aren’t super well regulated)

March 2021

This week, kind of felt like Joe Biden on those stairs. You thought it had to get better, but then it repeatedly got worse. In the wake of the Colorado and Atlanta shootings President Biden called for universal background checks for gun purchases. And background checks are a great start but shouldn’t we also do current checks. Like ‘what are these guys up to now’. Like how much Call of Duty are they playing? Have they recently DM’d a girl ‘Hey’ thirty times? Or how about this? If you want a gun, the gun store has to talk to at least five people from your life who agree that it’s a good idea for you to have a gun. It’s really not that much to ask. You have to list three references on an application to work at Foot Locker. —Colin Jost

And republicans please stop pretending that this is a Second Amendment issue and just admit that you love guns more than people you don’t know. I mean these are your political ads with you holding all kinds of guns. Look at these ads. You look like you’re running for President of ISIS. If you actually cared about the Second Amendment, you would also care about the well regulated militias part. And I don’t know if you noticed when they almost hung you two months ago, but our militias aren’t super well regulated. —Colin Jost

Mitch McConnell seen here authorizing the vet to put his kids dog to sleep, said that he’s open to the suggestion of gun control laws, but what he’s not attracted to is something that doesn’t work. And you know he’s attracted to something because his neck pouch will inflate. —Colin Jost

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