The only way that could be more hypocritical is if you said it in Spanish (To Kill a Mockingbird)

“OK, just so we’re on the same page, Trump has now promised us a list of all the preparations he took in February, and an explanation of why he has total power as the president. And I’m assuming he’ll deliver all of those pieces of paper when he sends over his tax returns and his high school report on ‘To Kill a Mockingbird.’ Yeah, at this point, Trump has more pages to release than George R.R. Martin. Where’s the final book, George? You’ve been stuck at home with nothing else to do!” —Trevor Noah

“Trump has bragged about his instincts being integral to how he handles the crisis. This is the same guy whose instincts told him to look directly into the sun during an eclipse.” —Trevor Noah

“At his press conference Trump played footage from Monday’s press conference but he refused to address what was achieved in February. It was a masterclass in dodging the question. He was two seconds away from pretending he doesn’t speak English.” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”