To Kill a Mockingbird by Giving It Medical Advice from Facebook (telling lies next to a dildo shop)

August 2021

“This week, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell held a livestreamed cybersymposium, for which he hired a cyber expert ‘red team’ and gave them what he said was 37 terabytes of irrefutable evidence that hackers broke into election systems using intercepted ‘packet captures.’ ‘Packet captures,’ of course, is a technical term that you might know by their street name, ‘pillow cases.’” —Stephen Colbert

“On top of that, Rudy Giuliani’s law license in Washington was suspended, and he was suspended from practicing law in New York due to ‘demonstrably false and misleading’ statements about the election — which means he’s cut off from his previous source of income: telling lies next to a dildo shop.” —Stephen Colbert

“Meanwhile, when it comes to Covid, the news should be R-rated for ‘Are we ever going to get out of this? Coronavirus case numbers have risen dramatically in the south, a region with some of the lowest vaccination rates in the country. You can read all about it in the classic southern novel To Kill a Mockingbird by Giving It Medical Advice from Facebook.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The only way that could be more hypocritical is if you said it in Spanish (To Kill a Mockingbird)

“OK, just so we’re on the same page, Trump has now promised us a list of all the preparations he took in February, and an explanation of why he has total power as the president. And I’m assuming he’ll deliver all of those pieces of paper when he sends over his tax returns and his high school report on ‘To Kill a Mockingbird.’ Yeah, at this point, Trump has more pages to release than George R.R. Martin. Where’s the final book, George? You’ve been stuck at home with nothing else to do!” —Trevor Noah

“Trump has bragged about his instincts being integral to how he handles the crisis. This is the same guy whose instincts told him to look directly into the sun during an eclipse.” —Trevor Noah

“At his press conference Trump played footage from Monday’s press conference but he refused to address what was achieved in February. It was a masterclass in dodging the question. He was two seconds away from pretending he doesn’t speak English.” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

the cast beat the Knicks by 25 points (The Very Twitchy Caterpillar)

It is being reported that Hillary Clinton is starting a podcast. Okay, now I really think we should lock her up. —Colin Jost

Florida police are investigating after a four year old boy found Meth inside a library book. The book was, of course, The Very Twitchy Caterpillar. —Colin Jost

20,000 high school students got to see the cast of the Broadway hit To Kill a Mockingbird performed at Madison Square Garden. And no surprise, the cast beat the Knicks by 25 points. —Michael Che

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”