“The president is not a cheerleader. The president is a quarterback. Tom Brady doesn’t pull everybody into the huddle and say ‘OK, bring it in guys. All right, I’ve got a theory that in a couple of months when it gets warmer, the other team is just gonna go away like a miracle. Ready? On three: do nothing!” — Stephen Colbert, on Trump saying he is a “cheerleader for the country”
“Donald Trump is more of a fear leader than a cheerleader.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Trump is so ready to move on from this. He tweeted today: ‘The horror of the Invisible Enemy, except for those that sadly lost a family member or friend, must be quickly forgotten.’ No. It should not be. Forgotten. We need to remember so the next time it happens, we’re prepared for it. Also, is this how we handle tragedies now? What happened to ‘never forget?’ We went from ‘never forget’ to ‘fuhgetaboutit!’” — Jimmy Kimmel
“ICE is the least necessary government agency since the Bureau of Cassette Tapes and Laserdiscs.” —Samantha Bee
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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