He said something so stupid it was almost presidential (Prince Harry's drag name)

Texas lieutenant governor Dan Patrick is urging his state to completely reopen saying there are more important things than living, which is actually the slogan for the KFC $20 fill up menu. —Colin Jost

A lawyer in Florida protested the opening of the states beaches by wearing a grim reaper costume and warning people at the beach about getting too close to each other. There was an awkward moment when he bumped into the actual grim reaper who was just making his regular Florida rounds. —Colin Jost

Rudy Giuliani appeared on Fox News this week and said something so stupid it was almost presidential. —Colin Jost

A popular new food item among people staying at home is whipped strawberry milk. Incidentally, "whipped strawberry milk" is also Prince Harry's drag name. —Colin Jost

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I want you to die working at Jamba Juice (Let’s think this through)

“On my 11th day of physical distancing at home, I have been reading how Shakespeare and Sir Isaac Newton came up with some of their greatest ideas while under quarantine during the plague. That’s great – so far all I’ve discovered is you can slide a laundry basket down the stairs. But congratulations to them.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Meanwhile, some of our thickest-headed politicians have been passing the time by spreading nonsense about the coronavirus – people like lieutenant governor of Texas Dan Patrick, who floated the idea that old people are willing to go to an early grave in order to help boost the stock market. Earlier this week, Patrick told the Fox News host Tucker Carlson that grandparents would be OK dying to protect the American economy. “If that’s the exchange, I’m all in,’ Patrick said. ‘And that doesn’t make me noble or brave or anything like that.’ No, it makes you an idiot. I shouldn’t say it makes you an idiot; it reveals to us that you are an idiot. Unfortunately, the lieutenant governor isn’t alone in this moronathon; the president of the United States also appears to be planting the seeds to a get back to work movement. During Trump’s press conference on Tuesday, he said the country will be up and running again by Easter.  By Easter? That’s in two and a half weeks! Even Jesus is like, ‘Jesus! Calm down. Let’s think this through.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”