counting the tiles on your kitchen floor and making sure your shoes all face north (But what if it’s our anniversary?)

“Yesterday Dr. Fauci said he doesn’t think that we should ever shake hands again, which will be weird when every job interview starts with an awkward chest bump.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Dr. Fauci said he doesn’t think that we should ever shake hands again. ‘But what if it’s our anniversary?’ asked Mike Pence.” —Seth Meyers

“‘Never shake hands.’ Well, that’s bad news for the secret societies: ‘Welcome to the exalted brotherhood. We shall now anoint you with the scepter of rebirth, and teach you the secret, uh, let’s say elbow bump?’” —Stephen Colbert

“Dr. Fauci wants to make compulsive handwashing normal, which is great news for anyone with obsessive compulsive disorder. Congratulations, you now have obsessive compulsive order. Also being recommended by the C.D.C.: counting the tiles on your kitchen floor and making sure your shoes all face north.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”