So Joe Biden’s the man. That's right the fate of the earth rests on Joe Biden. The forces of light will be represented by Mr. Joe Biden. Or as the Jedi call him, Obi-Wan Where Am I? —Bill Maher
Joe Biden keeps doing these updates from his basement. It’s not encouraging. One was just him down there for 45 seconds going what did I come down her for? —Bill Maher
Meanwhile Trump of course does these daily briefings for like 90 minutes and I got to give it to this guy. He will stay up there until it is clear that he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. He's like the toddler in the car with the plastic steering wheel who thinks he’s driving. —Bill Maher
The Health Department says they strongly recommend masturbation instead of actual sex. We're not just gonna flatten the curve, we’re gonna spank it. —Bill Maher
We want to give good wishes to Boris Johnson. He is one of the people who we know has the coronavirus. But he’s out of the ICU and he’s better there in Great Britain. But until he returns to work Great Britain is without a leader. Join the club! —Bill Maher
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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