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Sunday, April 5, 2020

and then a month later they bring you three fish sticks (Uncle Scam)


“A seafood restaurant on Long Island has named a dish after infectious disease expert and coronavirus task force member Dr. Anthony Fauci, which features linguine in a white clam sauce. They also have a dish named after Trump where you order 30,000 fried shrimp and then a month later they bring you three fish sticks.” — Seth Meyers

“The governor of Georgia said yesterday that he just learned in the last 24 hours that asymptomatic people can transmit the coronavirus. So he’s probably three weeks out from learning what ‘asymptomatic’ means.” —Seth Meyers

“You can actually buy a Dr. Fauci bobblehead doll. This bobblehead is a little different because whenever it hears a Trump press conference, it slowly shakes its head back and forth.” —Jimmy Fallon

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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