And when he says something like that, you know it’s true (polling third behind Mickey Mouse)

“Today, Joe Biden said that Mickey Mouse could run against President Trump and have a shot. Then Biden found out that he was polling third behind Mickey Mouse.” —Conan O’Brien

“Voting in today’s New Hampshire primary started at midnight last night in the 12-person town of Dixville Notch. ‘Dixville Notch’ is also what Joe Biden called a voter that disagreed with him. [Imitating Biden] I’ll pop you in the kisser, you dirty Dixville Notch.” —Seth Meyers

“Dixville Notch sounds less like a place and more like something Joe Biden would scream after stubbing his toe.” —James Corden

“Last night President Trump was in Manchester for what he described as ‘the biggest political rally in New Hampshire history.’ And when he says something like that, you know it’s true.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”