What does he have in there, a tanning bed? (It’s O.K. We’ve achieved Defcon Fine)

“On the crisis in Iran Trump said everything was fine. It’s O.K., folks. It’s O.K. We’ve achieved Defcon Fine.” 

—Stephen Colbert

“It’s like that joke about the guy who jumped off the skyscraper — you know that joke? He’s passing the 18th floor, someone yells out the window, ‘How’s it going?’ and he yells back, ‘So far so good!’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump gave a statement from the Grand Foyer of the White House. He enters the room — it’s like the aliens in Close Encounters coming out of the ship. What does he have in there, a tanning bed?” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”