“Trump had problems during his speech. He flubbed words like ‘tolerated’ and ‘accomplishments.’ Trump’s mouth was missing more targets than those Iranian missiles.” —Trevor Noah
“You got to hand it to Trump — he’s the only person who makes typos out loud.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Trump had problems during his speech. He flubbed words like ‘tolerated’ and ‘accomplishments.’ Rest easy, America. That is the man deciding who ligs and who dibes.” —Stephen Colbert
“Today, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced that they’ll no longer be senior members of the royal family and they might move to Canada. I give them a lot of credit — tons of celebrities always threaten to move to Canada; they’re actually doing it.” —Jimmy Fallon
“There are senior levels of royal? I thought it just went, like, king, queen, prince, princess, jack of spades, boy wizard, Dukes of Hazzard and then the cartoon mouse that sews Cinderella’s dress.” —Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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