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Showing posts with label Close Encounters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Close Encounters. Show all posts

Thursday, January 9, 2020

What does he have in there, a tanning bed? (It’s O.K. We’ve achieved Defcon Fine)

“On the crisis in Iran Trump said everything was fine. It’s O.K., folks. It’s O.K. We’ve achieved Defcon Fine.” 
—Stephen Colbert

“It’s like that joke about the guy who jumped off the skyscraper — you know that joke? He’s passing the 18th floor, someone yells out the window, ‘How’s it going?’ and he yells back, ‘So far so good!’” —Jimmy Kimmel


“Trump gave a statement from the Grand Foyer of the White House. He enters the room — it’s like the aliens in Close Encounters coming out of the ship. What does he have in there, a tanning bed?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


Wednesday, January 3, 2018

al Qaeda is claiming credit for the vague ending of The Sopranos (giving him the lead role in E.T.)



"Director Steven Spielberg has announced that he will endorse  Hillary Clinton for president. He says he likes Hillary because she combines the warmth of the raptors in 'Jurassic Park' with the charisma of the mashed potato tower in 'Close Encounters.' You'd think he'd endorse Dennis Kucinich after giving him the lead role in 'E.T.'" --Jimmy Kimmel
"This just in: al Qaeda is claiming credit for the vague ending of 'The Sopranos.'" --David Letterman

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.