They pee all over your bed and you don’t have to pay them (It’s Pretty Great!!!)

I don’t know why Trump doesn’t like dogs? They pee all over your bed and you don’t have to pay them. --Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, where children all around the world learn to knock first. --Seth Meyers

"Esquire" magazine recently featured a profile on "what it's like to grow up white, middle-class, and male." The article is three words long. “It’s Pretty Great!!!” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”