They pee all over your bed and you don’t have to pay them (It’s Pretty Great!!!)

I don’t know why Trump doesn’t like dogs? They pee all over your bed and you don’t have to pay them. --Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, where children all around the world learn to knock first. --Seth Meyers

"Esquire" magazine recently featured a profile on "what it's like to grow up white, middle-class, and male." The article is three words long. “It’s Pretty Great!!!” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Right now your tax dollars are being spent on war and low taxes on the rich (Osama and Omarosa are NOT the same person)

In an interview in Esquire magazine Donald Trump said if he were president he would have caught Osama a long time ago. Then somebody explained to Trump that Osama and Omarosa are NOT the same person. --Conan O’Brien 7/9/2004

It's been reported that al-qaeda operatives were considering attacking casinos in Las Vegas. Which makes no sense. If anyone wants to destroy Las Vegas all they have to do is let Donald Trump run their casinos. --Conan O’Brien 8/11/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

You run a war by a monkey, a map, and some darts (our Hallmark store keeps blowing up)

"During an interview with '60 Minutes' on Sunday, President Bush defended the invasion of Iraq, saying, 'We liberated that country from a tyrant. I think the Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude.' Said the Iraqi people, 'We've been meaning to send a card, but our Hallmark store keeps blowing up.'" --Amy Poehler

"According to a sex study published jointly by Esquire and Marie Claire, Republican men prefer to have a woman on top during sex. Or what they call 'doing it Pelosi-style.'" --Amy Poehler

"In an interview with 'Fox News Sunday,' Vice President Dick Cheney commented on Congress' efforts to stop additional troops from being sent to Iraq, saying, 'You cannot run a war by committee. You run a war by a monkey, a map, and some darts.'" --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”