Actually Trump’s worst nightmare is a Mexican guy forcing him to eat a salad (the winner of the Best Album was Tom Brady)

I was all set to host the Grammys, but at the last moment I was never asked. --Conan O’Brien

Yes, the Grammys were last night. Or as my parents call them, “The Who Are Theys?” --Conan O’Brien

There were a lot of exciting results from the Grammys, don’t ask he how, but the winner of the Best Album was Tom Brady. --Conan O’Brien

Kamala Harris has been accused of being “not black enough” which is the same criticism I have had to endure my entire career. --Conan O’Brien

Amy Klobuchar calls herself Trump’s worst nightmare. Actually Trump’s worst nightmare is a Mexican guy forcing him to eat a salad. --Conan O’Brien

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