That way you can spend your time in the ambulance pretending you have universal healthcare

New York City council member and bounty hunter from the future Ruben Diaz, Sr. is being criticized after saying the New York City council is being controlled by the homosexual community. Which is strange criticism coming from a guy who looks like all the Village People put together. --Colin Jost, SNL

New York City lawmakers have proposed a new law to change the sound of emergency vehicle sirens to resemble those used in Europe. That way you can spend your time in the ambulance pretending you have universal healthcare. --Colin Jost, SNL

Carson Daly announced that he would be ending his show Last Call with Carson Daly after discovering that he was still on TV. --Michael Che, SNL

I wonder what Trump thinks is going to happen when a Mexican cartel sees a wall. What do you think they’re gonna do? Shake their fists at it and turn around and walk home? --Michael Che, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”