It was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke (Cheeze-It, so good, you’ll murder your family)

Watching Trump try to explain the legal troubles of his declaring a National Emergency was like watching Schoolhouse Rock have a stroke. --Colin Jost, SNL

Katy Perry’s fashion line has discontinued a shoe after criticism that it resembled black face. I don’t know? It doesn’t even resemble a shoe. If anyone should be mad about this it’s Mrs. Potatohead. --Colin Jost, SNL

A man was arrested after he locked his mother and brother in a house then set fire to it after getting in an argument over a box of Cheez-Its. Which I blame on their slogan: “Cheeze-It, so good, you’ll murder your family.” --Colin Jost, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”