Never mind how we found out! We just found out! (Whose blood is on me?!)

Vice President Mike Pence today called the situation at the Southern border a "bona fide emergency." And then he immediately went to confession for saying the word "bona." --Seth Meyers

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio today announced a plan to provide health care for all New Yorkers. Great news for a city where everyone at some point has said, "Whose blood is on me?!" --Seth Meyers

According to scientists in China, rabbits who eat feces grow healthier and stronger than those that do not. The study is titled, "Never mind how we found out! We just found out!" --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”