Who's the Freak in the generals uniform? (then he flew to Japan and threw up on the Prime Minister)

One of the jurors chosen for the Michael Jackson trial is an 81 year old woman who says she never reads newspapers or watches TV. Yet apparently she's telling the truth because at one point she said, ”Who's the Freak in the generals uniform?” --Conan O’Brien 2/25/2005

It’s two days until the Oscars and in Hollywood they're getting ready. They’re hammering, sawing and scraping. And that's just Joan Rivers face. --Conan O’Brien 2/25/2005

George W. Bush finally picked his running mate. It’s Dick Cheney. Some political analysts are saying that by picking Dick Cheney as his running mate and hoping to put Colin Powell in his cabinet George W. Bush just wants to recreate his father’s administration. And in response George W. Bush said that is ridiculous, then he flew to Japan and threw up on the Prime Minister. --Conan O’Brien 7/26/2000

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”