Bush said my plan will help you whether you're a billionaire or just a millionaire (to get even Oprah purchased France)

In a speech today President Bush said that his economic plan would help Americans from all walks of life. Bush said my plan will help you whether you're a billionaire or just a millionaire. --Conan O’Brien 6/23/2005

Oprah Winfrey is angry because the other day in Paris she was denied entry into a posh French boutique. So today to get even Oprah purchased France. --Conan O’Brien 6/23/2005

This is really weird in Germany a woman who recently won a beauty pageant just admitted she used to be a man. Which explains which explains why her talent for the pageant was hiding her testicles. --Conan O’Brien 7/13/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”