This is the second-worst thing that has ever happened to us (Oh, you misunderstood. I said peasants)

It was reported recently that Prince Harry will opt out of the royal family's annual pheasant shoot due to his wife Meghan Markle's love of animals. Said Queen Elizabeth, "Oh, you misunderstood. We're shooting peasants." --Jimmy Fallon

According to a new estimate, Chick-fil-A is on track to replace Subway as the third-largest fast-food chain in the country next year. Said Subway, "This is the worst thing that -- This is the second-worst thing......that has ever happened to us." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”