Do Not Steal Cough Medicine and Burn Down This Building (Hindsight is 2020)

Even though Michael Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI, last week Flynn’s lawyer submitted a sentencing memo explaining it wasn’t his fault, because agents hadn’t warned Flynn it was a crime to lie to the FBI. Of course, good point. How was he supposed to know? They got to tell him. Just like how hospitals all have to post signs that say “Do Not Steal Cough Medicine and Burn Down This Building.” --Stephen Colbert

So today, Flynn’s lawyers seemed ready to argue that their client, “had been tricked into lying.” Yes, the FBI has a clever way to trick anyone who works for Trump into lying. They ask them a question. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”