the German army is now doing most of its recruiting in New Jersey (He's more evil than I thought)

Saddam Hussein's guards, the people who are guarding him in prison, have talked. They've given these interviews with GQ magazine, the magazine for dictators on the go. According to the soldiers who were guarding Saddam Hussein, Saddam likes having Raisin Bran for breakfast but he hates Fruit Loops. After hearing this President Bush said, “He hates fruit loops? He's more evil than I thought.” --Conan O’Brien 6/21/2005

It was reported that during their recent trip to Paris, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ran up a thirty thousand dollar hotel bill. Cruz was furious and told Holmes, “This is coming out of what I pay you.” --Conan O’Brien 6/21/2005

A court in Germany has ruled that soldiers in the German army should be allowed to keep their mullets and ponytails. In a related story the German army is now doing most of its recruiting in New Jersey. --Conan O’Brien 6/21/2005

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