Specifically, they couldn’t agree on the size of the bus Ayers would eventually be thrown under (What Would Jesus Do?)

According to a new study, 44% of roads in California are in poor condition, which is in stark contrast to its residents, who have all had some work done. --Seth Meyers

Over the weekend Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff, Nick Ayers, reportedly declined Donald Trump’s offer because they couldn’t agree to terms. Specifically, they couldn’t agree on the size of the bus Ayers would eventually be thrown under. --James Corden

Nuns here in Southern California admitted to having embezzled $500,000 from the Catholic school where they worked which they used for gambling trips to Las Vegas. I mean, this is a scandal that could really hurt the reputation of the Catholic church. They gambled with the school’s money. Those nuns went straight from “What Would Jesus Do?” to “What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.” --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”