Damn that's how bad this job is (repairing broken men)

So now Trump needs a new chief of staff which is arguably the most important job in the White House. They advise the president, they control access to the president, they get the president out of the tanning bed before he burns. So they need to find a strong candidate. The problem is right now they can't find anyone. 

“The presidents top advisors expected Mike Pence's chief of staff Nick Ayers to replace John Kelly but over the weekend Ayers took himself out of the running. Nick Ayers made clear to the president he had plans to move his young family back home to Georgia.” 

Damn that's how bad this job is. President Trump offered it to his own guy and he responds by fleeing to another state. --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Ben Carson wandered off eight months ago and no one has seen him (He isn’t available because he died forty years ago)

Trump says he is in no rush to pick a new chief of staff. His first choice was Mike Pence’s chief of staff Nick Ayers, but Nick turned down the job, which is apparently a big and unpleasant surprise and Trump found out that his second pick, Colonel Sanders isn’t available because he died forty years ago. --Jimmy Kimmel

It’s crazy how many people have jumped or been shoved off the Trump ship. Senior staff turnover is now at 62% which is way up from the first two years of Obama and Bush. Trump has lost nine cabinet members in less than two years. And you know Ben Carson wandered off eight months ago and no one has seen him. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Specifically, they couldn’t agree on the size of the bus Ayers would eventually be thrown under (What Would Jesus Do?)

According to a new study, 44% of roads in California are in poor condition, which is in stark contrast to its residents, who have all had some work done. --Seth Meyers

Over the weekend Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff, Nick Ayers, reportedly declined Donald Trump’s offer because they couldn’t agree to terms. Specifically, they couldn’t agree on the size of the bus Ayers would eventually be thrown under. --James Corden

Nuns here in Southern California admitted to having embezzled $500,000 from the Catholic school where they worked which they used for gambling trips to Las Vegas. I mean, this is a scandal that could really hurt the reputation of the Catholic church. They gambled with the school’s money. Those nuns went straight from “What Would Jesus Do?” to “What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.” --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”