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Tuesday, December 18, 2018

I'll take the job, but I'm out (high-kicking Rockettes)


Guys, Christmas is just eight days away, and even President Trump is in the holiday spirit. Yep. Today, he asked if he could replace the border wall with a line of high-kicking Rockettes. --Jimmy Fallon

Actually, the big story is that Trump might shut down the government if he doesn't get $5 billion for his border wall. And he wants $5 billion more to hire Aquaman to guard the ocean between Miami and Cuba. --Jimmy Fallon

You guys hear about this? Mick Mulvaney has agreed to become Trump's Acting Chief of Staff, but says that he only wants to do the job for six months. You can tell working for Trump is tough because people are quitting before they even start. It's like, "Yeah, I'm going to quit, so...I'll take the job, but I'm out. --Jimmy Fallon

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