That's like being fired from The Rockettes for kicking (Will I abandon all my values to work for him?)

Mick Mulvaney has accepted the position as Trump’s chief of staff. So he needs for Trump to trust him if he’s going to be chief of staff because all relationships are about trust. Maybe Mulvaney should have thought of that before he said this in 2016. Mulvaney said, “Do I like Donald Trump? No! Is he a role model for my sons? Absolutely not! I think he’s a terrible human being.” Colbert as Mulvaney, “Will I abandon all my values to work for him? You Bet!” --Stephen Colbert

Getting fired for ethics violations in the Trump administration is like being fired from The Rockettes for kicking. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I'll take the job, but I'm out (high-kicking Rockettes)

Guys, Christmas is just eight days away, and even President Trump is in the holiday spirit. Yep. Today, he asked if he could replace the border wall with a line of high-kicking Rockettes. --Jimmy Fallon

Actually, the big story is that Trump might shut down the government if he doesn't get $5 billion for his border wall. And he wants $5 billion more to hire Aquaman to guard the ocean between Miami and Cuba. --Jimmy Fallon

You guys hear about this? Mick Mulvaney has agreed to become Trump's Acting Chief of Staff, but says that he only wants to do the job for six months. You can tell working for Trump is tough because people are quitting before they even start. It's like, "Yeah, I'm going to quit, so...I'll take the job, but I'm out. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”