if I had a dollar for everything I’m being investigated for (Social Security Fun Facts)

We’re learning more and more about the Russia investigation. The walls are clearly closing in on Trump. And after all those cheeseburgers, the walls don’t have very far to go. --Stephen Colbert

At this point, Trump faces 17 investigations. A legal assault unlike anything previously seen by any president. That’s quite a distinction for Trump. Colbert as Trump, “No other president has had more big, beautiful investigations. And they’re naturals, Okay? I’m telling you, if I had a dollar for everything I’m being investigated for, you’d never know because I won’t show you my tax returns.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”