Hey, this guy’s pointing to a grave with my name on it (cored out and turned into a bong)

Donald Trump’s going to get a break over the holiday season, but he might not enjoy it, because the president doesn’t like Christmas. One person close to the White House says it’s “because it’s not about him! If it was about him he would love it.” It’s definitely not about him. How self-obsessed can you get? I’d say he’s Scrooge, but Trump would probably enjoy a visit from the ghosts. Colbert as Trump, “Hey, this guy’s pointing to a grave with my name on it. Pretty Sweet! We’re talking about me!”  --Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile, big news out of New York state, where yesterday, governor Andrew Cuomo announced he is moving to legalize recreational marijuana in New York within months. Yes, legalized marijuana is coming to the Big Apple, which will now be cored out and turned into a bong. --Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile - a human heart was left on a Southwest flight. What a terrifying experience. That heart had to fly Southwest. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”