He can now order his steroids by email (two extra hands)

Last night Britney Spears manager canceled Britney's concert in Cleveland because she got sick. And by sick he means there was a problem with the playback machine. --Conan O’Brien 4/2/2004

This week the San Francisco Giants announced that their ballpark is now a Wi-Fi hotspot and as a result fans can connect to the internet from anywhere in the stadium. Even better Barry Bonds can now order his steroids by email. --Conan O’Brien 4/2/2004

In the papers it's been reported that a woman in China who went in for a breast enlargement surgery ended up with two extra breasts. In a related story her husband wants to have surgery to give him two extra hands. --Conan O’Brien 4/2/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”