I realized that there's still some money in the world I don't have yet (their new bacon milkshake)

In an effort to promote healthier eating McDonald's announced they will stop supersizing French fries and sodas. The odd part is the company is still going ahead with their new bacon milkshake. --Conan O’Brien 3/4/2004

Earlier today writer JK Rowling said that she may not stop at 7 Harry Potter books and she's thinking of writing an eighth book about Harry as an adult. When asked why Rowling said, “I realized that there's still some money in the world I don't have yet.” --Conan O’Brien 3/4/2004

Yesterday more than 800 gay men staged a protest at City Hall in New York to demand gay marriages. Apparently the protest had to be cut short when everyone decided to put on a Broadway show. --Conan O’Brien 3/5/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”