I already know how to do it (just volumes 1 through 30)

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced this week that after he was elected he took a voluntary course on sexual harassment. Arnold says the sexual harassment class was a waste of time because quote, “I already know how to do it.” --Conan O’Brien 4/1/2004

A new study shows that while viagra may make it possible for men to have sex it could hurt their chances of getting women pregnant. After hearing this a spokesperson for men everywhere said, “Perfect.” --Conan O’Brien 4/2/2004

Several reporters have asked Dick Cheney to release his entire medical records because they say voters are concerned about his health. Cheney said he won't release his entire medical records just volumes 1 through 30. --Conan O’Brien 4/2/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”