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Friday, December 7, 2018

Frosty Deals With the Harsh Reality of Climate Change (Deport everyone named Michael)


A new poll found that America's favorite Christmas movie is "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." Yeah, while America's least favorite is still "Frosty Deals With the Harsh Reality of Climate Change." --Jimmy Fallon

Last night Robert Mueller made a big announcement about Trump's former national security adviser, Michael Flynn. Special Counsel Robert Mueller recommended former Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn get no jail time after giving what Mueller called substantial assistance in the Russia probe. Now, I'm not saying Flynn flipped on Trump, but today he and Mueller bought matching Christmas pajamas. --Jimmy Fallon

Last week, we heard about Michael Cohen flipping on Trump. Now it's Michael Flynn. Today Trump was like, "That's it. Deport everyone named Michael.” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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