At least it wasn’t 800. Pha-Shew! (I won't be here when it becomes a problem)

You know how Trump keeps saying he’s going to Make America Great Again? Turns out “Great” might be short for “Great Depression,” because today the Dow dropped 799 points. At least it wasn’t 800. Pha-Shew! --Stephen Colbert

According to The Daily Beast President Trump dismissed the economic impact of increasing the national debt saying that quote, “I won't be here when it becomes a problem.” Which is incidentally the same thing he said before Don Jr. was born. --Seth Meyers

Biologists are reporting that the world's oldest bird which is 68 years old, has laid a new egg. It waited this long because it was focusing on its career. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”