For the same reason the council also banned Gerard Depardieu (the highest concentration of celibate men)

In France, the Paris City Council passed a resolution that would ban SUVs from the city streets calling them, listen to this, calling them “bulky loud and foul-smelling.” For the same reason the council also banned Gerard Depardieu. --Conan O’Brien 6/9/2004

In Indianapolis more than 30,000 fans attended a Star Wars convention. Experts say it was the highest concentration of celibate men since they elected the new pope. --Conan O’Brien 4/26/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”