For the same reason the council also banned Gerard Depardieu (the highest concentration of celibate men)

In France, the Paris City Council passed a resolution that would ban SUVs from the city streets calling them, listen to this, calling them “bulky loud and foul-smelling.” For the same reason the council also banned Gerard Depardieu. --Conan O’Brien 6/9/2004

In Indianapolis more than 30,000 fans attended a Star Wars convention. Experts say it was the highest concentration of celibate men since they elected the new pope. --Conan O’Brien 4/26/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

it is being offered as a new setting on white noise machines (racially insensitive comments)

Magician and former “Celebrity Apprentice” contestant Penn Jillette has come forward to say he heard President Trump make racially insensitive comments on set. Meanwhile, Teller hasn't said a word. --Seth Meyers

Vice President Mike Pence appeared today in Iowa to give a speech about taxes. I'm not saying the speech was boring, but it is being offered as a new setting on white noise machines. --Seth Meyers

A theme park in France has started using trained birds to pick up trash in exchange for a food reward. Unfortunately, none of them could lift Gerard Depardieu. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Hey, I'm doing all I can

A new study reveals the average American is 33 pounds heavier than the average person in France. After hearing this, Gerard Depardieu said, "Hey, I'm doing all I can."—Conan O’Brien

Donald Trump said, "The American dream is dead." All right, well, it's not exactly "Hope and change," but it's a slogan.—Jimmy Kimmel

An English couple has become the world's oldest newlyweds at the ages of 91 and 103. The couple registered at Bed, Bath & the Great Beyond.—Seth Meyers