"Today in India
President Bush announced he was lifting a U.S. import ban on Indian mangoes.
Yea, Bush said 'That was my plan all along. First, liberate the people of Iraq
then Indian mangoes.'" --Conan O'Brien
"The big news coming
out of Washington, D.C., is that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has now
invited television cameras into the gym to watch her work out. They had her
tossing the medicine ball with Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter." --David
Letterman
"A Web site called
HeroBuilders.com is now selling a Dick Cheney action figure. The nice thing is
the Cheney action figure fits right into your back pocket, so you can walk
around and pretend you're an oil company executive." --Jay Leno
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