Softball with Dick Cheney and Britt Hume (if Hillary had a temper)

"People say Hillary Clinton has a brand new diamond ring, an enormous diamond ring. The last time anybody saw a rock that big, it was going through a window at the Danish embassy." --David Letterman

"Hillary is getting a lot of attention. Republicans are saying she has too much of a temper, too angry to be president. If she really had that bad of a temper, wouldn't Bill be dead?" --David Letterman

"I have to admit that I turned away from the Olympics yesterday. Fox had a more exciting sporting event on: Softball with Dick Cheney and Britt Hume." --Jay Leno