"Ash Wednesday marks
the beginning of Lent. You know what President Bush is giving up for Lent? Our
ports." --Jay Leno
"President Bush,
talking about the port deal, he said we Americans have nothing to fear from the
Dubai government running our ports. I know a good way for President Bush to
convince everyone of that -- let the Dubai government handle his security. Hey
if it's good enough for us, it should be good enough for him." --Jay Leno
"President Bush made
a surprise trip to Afghanistan, and he promised the Afghanis that the United
States would not cut and run. Then he got on his plane and left." --Conan
O'Brien
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