In
an interview last night with MSNBC, Donald Trump’s running mate Mike Pence
accidentally referred to Trump as his opponent. Which is ridiculous — everyone
knows Trump is his own opponent. –Seth Meyers
Trump
supporter Newt Gingrich last night accused Fox News’ Megyn Kelly of being
“fascinated with sex” by continuing to report on women accusing Donald Trump of
inappropriate behavior. Newt, there’s a difference between being “fascinated by
sex” and being “horrified by sexual assault.” It’s kind of like Beyoncé and
Rihanna — everyone knows the difference except old white men. –Seth Meyers
Microsoft
announced a free update to Windows today that allows users to take photos and
edit them in 3D. Critics are calling it “the most exciting thing you’ll ever
explain to your grandma.” –Seth Meyers
A
school in California is testing a new program that forgoes traditional teachers
and has students teach and grade each other’s classwork. So good luck to the
students at “Straight A’s Academy!” –Seth Meyers
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