"Even Tom DeLay is
saying this port deal is a big mistake. He said if the people of Dubai want to
be involved in our government, they should do it through proper channels and
write me a big giant campaign check." --Jay Leno
"Things are not going
well with the Bush administration.
George Bush's approval rating is now 34 percent. 34. Unbelievable.
That's 23 with the wind chill." --David Letterman
"According to a new
poll, only one in four Americans can name two of the five freedoms guaranteed
by the First Amendment. But more than half of Americans can name at least two
of the characters on The Simpsons. Hey, if they ran the Constitution on TV
eight times a day, we'd know it." --Jimmy Kimmel
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