"Yesterday, President Bush announced
there are going to be some big changes in intelligence in the White House.
Yeah, he's leaving." --Jay Leno
"Well listen, Barack Obama accused
Republicans of trying to make others fear him, because, and I quote, he
'doesn't look like the other presidents on the dollar bill.' So the choice is,
do you want to elect a guy who doesn't look like the president on the dollar
bill, or do you want to elect a guy who looks older than the president on the
dollar bill?" --Jay Leno
"And Barack Obama told Tom Brokaw the
other day on 'Meet the Press' that what he's looking for in a VP is a person
who will tell him when they thought he was wrong, to which President Bush said,
'Trust me, that gets old really fast.'" --Jay Leno
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