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Friday, October 28, 2016

Barack Obama is related to Wild Bill Hickok (lighting of a torch)



"In a speech yesterday, Barack Obama said he's distantly related to the famous 19th century gunslinger Wild Bill Hickok. After hearing this, John McCain said, "Big deal, I went to high school with him." --Conan O'Brien

"There's excitement in the air over the Olympics...also lead, arsenic, benzene." --David Letterman

"In other Olympic news, China is upset because somebody leaked a video of the rehearsal for the Olympics Opening Ceremony on the Internet. I don't want to give away too much, but it ends with the lighting of a torch." --Conan O'Brien 


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